Mary Sunshine

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the Horror of haggis

When I was a child, my grandma from Kilmarnock would say, “Eat your damned dinner!  Would you rather eat HAGGIS?”  Like haggis was this awful, scary thing to be faced with.  So her threats would work.  Ok, Grandma, I’ll eat my

…chipped beef

…spam casserole

…minced liver surprise.

Just whatever you do, don’t feed me something as gross as haggis.

This from a woman who habitually put shredded carrots, or hunks of celery in jello, and expected me to like it.

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