Omegle conversation log, 30 December 2009
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Stranger: hey
- You: how did your parents die?
- Stranger: theyre still alive
- You: oh, i'm sorry.
- Stranger: i dont get it
- You: me neither, friend. me neither.
- Stranger: i appreciate you saying it tho
- You: well, say 'hi' and say nothing, or say 'how did your parents die' and start wondering, i guess
- Stranger: yea, tht definatly grabbed my attention, well done
- You: what's your favorite color?
- Stranger: orange
- Stranger: hbu
- You: no shit? i hardly ever get orange.
- Stranger: whats urs?
- You: that wonderful chartreuse shade of green.
- Stranger: yea thts most ppls fav color tho
- You: is it? i'm so average. :(
- Stranger: thats a shame
- You: what about lava red?
- Stranger: 2b honest iv nevr heard of either of those
- Stranger: ever heard of purple mountain majesty
- Stranger: or tickle me pink
- Stranger: or macaroni and cheese
- Stranger: theyre all colors
- You: i'm more partial to amber waves of grain
- Stranger: whats tht color? and y are we talkin bout colors
- You: i know, we could totally be talking about animals. what's your favorite animal?
- Stranger: did uno an octopus can take a shark
- Stranger: and my fav animals a shark
- You: really? mine's an octopus.
- Stranger: dam you
- You: i like tentacles.
- Stranger: i eat tentacles for breakfast
- You: i eat sharks for lunch
- Stranger: i eat whale droppings for an after dinner snack
- You: piquant, with a seafoam undertone
- Stranger: whats tht?
- You: what's your favorite city?
- Stranger: sweet home chicago
- Stranger: you?
- You: Buffalo, NY
- Stranger: u live there?
- You: no, but I think it's a very nice city.
- Stranger: where do you live?
- You: Atlantis
- Stranger: whats tht guy tht totally owns atlantis
- Stranger: its not poseidon
- You: Jacques Cousteau?
- Stranger: yeaaaa, tht must be it
- You: do you like Voldemort?
- Stranger: no harry potters a douche
- You: well, yeah harry's a douche.
- Stranger: obviously
- You: but Voldemort is the shit. he's all "AVADA KEDAVRA!" and shit goes DOWN.
- Stranger: lolll
- You: I like it when Voldy kills Cedric Diggory and then licks his wand, like he's savoring the taste of the kill.
- You: that is Gangsta.
- Stranger: dammit i hate vamps
- You: yeah, and werewolves. they're gross.
- Stranger: very improper eating habbits
- You: i know. they might get indigestion. do you like Lady Gaga?
- Stranger: i think it would be worth it to contract aids just so a vampire cud get it
- Stranger: and not a chance
- You: aids is such a terrible plague. if it had a color, do you think it would it be amber waves of grain, or purple mountains majesty?
- Stranger: both are horrid colors
- Stranger: but i think tickle me pink comes off as the most dreadful
- You: i suppose it depends on who does the ticklin'.
- Stranger: both would get aids tho
- You: what's your favorite song?
- Stranger: dont think twice, its allright, by bob dylan
- Stranger: hbu
- You: it changes. last night it was Rickie Lee Jones singing 'My Funny Valentine'
- Stranger: beautiful song
- You: i like how Johnny Cash sang don't think twice, its allright
- Stranger: yea
- Stranger: whats ur fav food
- You: shark meat
- You: yours?
- Stranger: callamariii
- You: we were never meant to be anything but dinner to each other
- Stranger: i suppose
- You: our fate is tragic
- Stranger: yep
- You: well, i guess i'll go keep searching for Mr. Right. (Voldemort - does he omegle?)
- Stranger: idk maybe, later man
- You have disconnected.
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