Mary Sunshine

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(Call of Duty quote via mantosz) Dear Tumblr followers, friends, & acquaintances, I wrote and illustrated a zombie survival guide.  Here it is. ……………………………………………. Do you worry about zombie attacks? Are you old or infirm? Do you suffer from the gout and can’t outrun a zombie? You’ve read survival guides written for the young, strong, and able - now read the guide written for you, the aging, overweight, weak, or impaired. The Slow-Moving Person’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, A How-to for the Survival of the Unfit is for the mentally keen but physically unfit survivor who wishes to outlast the fall of civilization. Tips include how to make it at the Safe House, what to stockpile for supplies, and how to lay a Potted Meat trap for zombie attackers. The Guide is an illustrated, humorous look at what it takes to be a Slow-Moving survivor in a world made for the physically fit. Now in print, available through CreateSpace. Don’t be the first to fall when the zombies come - Get your copy today!

(Call of Duty quote via mantosz)

Dear Tumblr followers, friends, & acquaintances,

I wrote and illustrated a zombie survival guide.  Here it is.

…………………………………………….

The Slow-Moving Person's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse: A How-to for the Survival of the Unfit Do you worry about zombie attacks? Are you old or infirm? Do you suffer from the gout and can’t outrun a zombie?

You’ve read survival guides written for the young, strong, and able - now read the guide written for you, the aging, overweight, weak, or impaired.

The Slow-Moving Person’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, A How-to for the Survival of the Unfit is for the mentally keen but physically unfit survivor who wishes to outlast the fall of civilization. Tips include how to make it at the Safe House, what to stockpile for supplies, and how to lay a Potted Meat trap for zombie attackers.

The Guide is an illustrated, humorous look at what it takes to be a Slow-Moving survivor in a world made for the physically fit. Now in print, available through CreateSpace. Don’t be the first to fall when the zombies come - Get your copy today!

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